😍🚀

😍🚀

// wknd. //

…lots of family time.

…sculpture garden.

…delicious italian food.

…zoo.

…found out my nephew can be a witty smart ass at almost 4 years old. hashtag proud aunt.

…lots of good coffee.

…enjoying the display of really wretched tattoos at said zoo.

…apple orchard tractor rides.

…half hard cider half english pale ale in the orchard’s beer garden.

…massive dvr catch-up.

an apple orchard with a killer beer garden? absofuckinglutely.

an apple orchard with a killer beer garden? absofuckinglutely.

so minnesota.  (at Walker Art Center & Sculpture Garden Minneapolis)

so minnesota. (at Walker Art Center & Sculpture Garden Minneapolis)

one. woman. 

i am just waiting for her to start texting on her phone (which i am assuming still has button clicks turned on) to confirm that she is indeed satan incarnate.

one. woman.

i am just waiting for her to start texting on her phone (which i am assuming still has button clicks turned on) to confirm that she is indeed satan incarnate.

// here is a list of things NOT to do while sitting 1 foot away from someone in a meeting://

…crack every bone in your body.

…constantly click your pen.

…eat gross food (i.e. crunchy things or greek yogurt) i don’t need to hear your disgusting ingestion of noisy foods. mouth sounds. YUCK.

…sigh heavily every 10 minutes. we get it. this sucks. but please stop.

…wear a lot of old lady perfume. i actually think i am allergic to your stench.

…clean out your purse. seriously. save it for your own damn house.

i really wish it was socially acceptable to bring my cat outside for walks and to parks and for car rides without being looked at as “a crazy cat lady”.

hey nature. you’re killin’ it today.

hey nature. you’re killin’ it today.

some trees are starting to show off!

some trees are starting to show off!

new fall scarves are wonderful 🍂

new fall scarves are wonderful 🍂

quiche game strong.

quiche game strong.

i suppose i live in a pretty decent looking place…

i suppose i live in a pretty decent looking place…

saturday night chinese food is becoming a thing and i ain’t even mad about it.

saturday night chinese food is becoming a thing and i ain’t even mad about it.

// friday. more like brrrriday. //

…it’s cold out.

…i did an overnight shift last night, so i am pretty well and truly fucking tired today.

…having lunch with my bff today. and then coffee. lots and lots of coffee.

…not much going this weekend. possibly going to a fall festival (in a small town-very stars hollow-y) so that might be fun.

…what an exciting list that was.

…¯\_(ツ)_/¯

if looks could kill, literally everyone i have come into contact with so far today would be lying on the floor.

hi. i'm brooke from minnesota. yeah that's about it.